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Fortnight8Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight10

Fortnight 9

Saturday

Have any of you kittens out there ever played in a plastic laundry basket? They are brilliant. You can see out through the holes and you can run round the inside until you get dizzy and then sit down in the bottom. I did a wall of death (running around the sides) for ages today! Now I'm big I can do these things! I also like it when the basket is full of washing. The purrrrr-fect place to fall asleep…. Talking of which I'm quite tired…..

Monday

Am: Uh-oh! The travel box is out today….

Looks like I am going for a trip in the car thing… I better not be going to that awful place with the needles again….

Pm: Where have they gone???? They were there when I went to sleep…they don't usually go missing when I am asleep… Brief run down of the day: She (mum) left me at the awful place and I went to sleep in the box. When I woke up - I HAVE BEEN BUTCHERED…. Did she know this was going to happen to me? There is a bad pain in between my back legs…and my crown jewels are missing. I was took home with a small lampshade thingie around my head…. How cruel is this?

Tuesday

Fluffy cat said that he has had the same thing done… it still hurts…. :*(

No playing today - I am sleeping or resting in bed where it doesn't hurt much.

Thursday

I am OK today - back to playing. Big jumps hurt a little but I'm hard, I can cope with a little pain. I WILL get my own back on them for this. I made sure that I shredded loads of paper to make a mess today but I still feel the need for more revenge… I am not sure what I will do yet but I'm sure something will fill the slot nicely, I will wait and see….

Monday

Fluffy cat is getting very hostile. I have given up playing jokes on him and keep out of the way. I even let him eat my food for a quiet life, but mum and dad make him eat his own. It's not fair though coz he gets to sleep on the big bed upstairs which is nice and comfy!

Friday

It still puzzles me where they are … I keep running around the house but I have not yet managed to find the bits that I am missing. They can't be here or I would have found them by now. No revenge plots have hatched yet but I am working on it…..

Summary

Things I have learnt in the last 2 weeks: Never go to sleep in the vets because when you wake up your most important bits are MISSING!!! Never, never trust the car it is the transport to evil.

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