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Fortnight58Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight60

Fortnight 59

Friday

What a terrible day.

Mum and dad went out early this morning and they left me shut in my room. I played with some toys and watched the birds for a while. They came back early afternoon and they were both in and out all afternoon. About 4pm mum called me over for a cuddle. Feeling left out, I ran over whilst telling her how much I needed a cuddle. She tickled me behind the ears and under the chin (my favourite place) for a few minutes and then picked me up. As she walked into the porch I realised it was all a big trick as the cat carrier was out ready. Before I could say "What you doing" - or "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaow, chirp, miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow" (translated into cat language for you) I was shut inside and on the way to the vets.

They have been quite worried about my stomach. It hangs down and swings when I walk. They weren't sure if it was a result of the stomach surgery or something else as my gums were pale…. The vet looked at my gums and eyes, the blood does not refresh quickly there when the skin is pulled taught and released, due to the FIV, but it's also a side effect of a more serious condition… the vet informed mum that I am not ill (apart from the obvious FIV) just fat! FAT, he called me FAT! How inconsiderate. I am on prescription diet food now and reduced from 75g of food a day to 50g…… I have to loose 1.5 Kg.

On the way home, just to show my complete indignation for the trickery I did my usual trick of being very sick in the car. Then I pushed the box over so it all ran out of the holes in the side. Only one thing I didn't allow for… usually it's chunky but today it was very runny as I have drank a lot. I was covered in it… they didn't let me in the house for ages!

Saturday

I'm so hungry.

Mum is reducing my food by a bit a day as she thinks a 25g reduction in one go is too much. I am on 60g a day at the minute and I'm starving. I eat my food within seconds of it going in my bowl… I hate this vet guy… hunger is not nice.

Mum has stopped calling me nice things and now calls me "Hefter cat" - has she no consideration for my feelings. I know I'm fat. My stomach bounces on my legs as I walk and it now takes me a couple of attempts to get on the garden fence… hefter is not a name I want to be called…. Guess I will have to loose some weight to lose the new nickname.

Sunday

Managed to catch me a mouse today to eak out the hunger for a bit longer. I took it into the garden to enjoy it, but as it was running around dad rescued it and set it free. So I didn't get any extra food at all.. diets suck. I'd rather be fat!

Monday

I tried so hard to get through the locked French windows this morning. There was a massive fat and juicy squirrel sat on the bird table eating the nuts. Even dad stopped to watch it for a while…. I wasn't interested in watching it though, that's a large juicy English breakfast to a hungry kitty like me! The doors wouldn't open though so I had to settle with watching it eat… that's painful when you are really hungry…. I had to turn away and pretend he wasn't there!

A fat juicy squirrel on the bird table

Wednesday

I'm so hungry, my food seems to be going down every day. When the biscuits land in my bowl I eat them so fast in case she takes them away again.

It's been hot here the last few days and I have been escaping a lot. It helps me to run off my excess fat!

Saturday

Spent a lot of time asleep over the last few days. I'm sure it's due to lack of food and resulting in a lack of energy. Not much to say about the last days as I have spent most of it asleep.

Sunday

Another scorching day.

Mum and dad spent the day in the garden and even filled up the paddling pool. I was very tempted to get in as it is so hot, but I didn't. I spent most of the day in the garden asleep in the shade. I wanted to be with mum and dad and not inside. It was a nice day.

Monday

I gave in today. The paddling pool was full and it was so hot. It was 47C in our back garden today and I put my front paws on the top of the paddling pool and stuck my head in the water. I didn't get in, but I did cool myself down a lot. The rest of the day I spent in the shade of the big bush watching mum read a book.

Tuesday

Another scorcher.

I didn't get in the pool today, but I spent a lot of time in the garden with mum. She was lying on a duvet cover reading and I burrowed under the cover and lay next to her. She was in the sun, and I was in the shade next to her getting cuddles. How purrrrrrfect!

Mum fell badly later this afternoon and I spent a while cuddling her and making her feel better. It's good to give love back to your slaves sometimes. They work better for you then!

My food has gone down again, but it seems to have levelled out at this new level. I'm so hungry and it's not nice food. Prescription diet food instead of the nice tuna biscuits I used to get.. I hope this diet thing is soon over… I hate it. I am losing weight, but I still have a hanging belly. I am getting narrower and my shoulder blades are sticking out, but I still have more weight to lose. Hopefully I will be on nice biscuits again soon.

Thursday

A new person came to the house today. She was doing our cleaning. I was rather afraid of her and every time she went into a room I was in, I rushed out and started to call for mum. I don't like this new arrangement at all. I don't like strangers in our house.

 

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