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Fortnight57Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight59

Fortnight 58

Saturday

Mum spent the day in bed and dad went out. I stayed next to mum all day. I was purring my head off lying on the bed getting constant cuddles… what a cool way to spend a day.

Wednesday

Spent a lot of the week outside. I keep jumping out of open windows in the house and staying out until quite late at night. I know if I go back earlier, all the windows will be closed and I will not be able to get back outside. The weather is lovely and I like sunbathing on grass, rather than from behind panes of glass.

Friday

It wasn't nice weather today. It was cold and rainy for the first time in ages. I spent the day on my cushion in front of the window watching the baby birds on the bird table.

Mum brought a plastic jug into the lounge tonight to water the plants. She got distracted and was talking to dad, whilst she was doing that I decided to investigate the jug and stuck my head right inside. I didn't realise though that there was still water inside it! I got my ears, face and whiskers soaking! I did give mum and dad a good laugh though!

Argh! There is water in here.....          Am I going slightly mad here? Should I really be doing this?

Sunday

The next round of the game took place today. Mum and dad were watching the Formula 1 European Grand Prix this afternoon. Dad was on the phone and I thought it was a perfect time for round 4. Mum foiled my plans though. As she saw me running across the back garden she shouted to dad that I had something in my mouth. Dad then stood in the doorway and stopped me from getting inside. As I stopped in surprise I changed my grip on the bird. It was so fast; as I changed my grip it flew away and survived to see another day. I was so surprised that it had flown away I just stood there looking at it flying…. Drat… will have to catch something else and postpone round 4… it will happen, but not today.

Monday

Drat!

What a day. It's raining today and I don't feel like going outside so I have been lazing around the house. Mum isn't too well today. She bent down to stroke me but she gave me an extra gift. She was sick on me…. Yes, I know… she was sick on me…. How bad is that? I spent ages cleaning myself… but human sick smells so bad… kitty sick is so much nicer. May have to escape in the rain for a natural bath…. I am keeping well away from her now, just in case I get another load coming my way. I don't think I'll be going near her for a cuddle for a long time to come!

Tuesday

Henry was in our garden for ages today. He was eating the catmint plant that is on the patio. I can't see the attraction to it personally but he often comes in our garden and has a nibble. Ban used to love the catmint plant, but I am not too taken with it. Some cats are addicted to catmint, and others like me, are not bothered by it….. I don't do drugs!

Mmmmmmmmm catmint.....

A new box came into the house today and I have spent most of the day and evening asleep in it, claiming it as my own. I love sleeping in cardboard boxes… I must be slightly strange!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday

Managed to escape out of the office window this morning. As I jumped off the garage roof there was a dog right in my path… I wish that I could jump back onto the garage but it's slightly too high for me to jump back up… I don't think I have run so fast in ages.. how do you shake off a small but very fast dog that is intent on having you for a late breakfast?

Phew - managed to shake of the dog eventually. His owner was not too happy with him I don't think. We were both gone for a while having a full and long chase. I was sat in a tree tormenting it for ages - us cats are so much cleverer than daft dogs… next time I am going to a tree with things in that I can drop on the dogs head! Anything hard will do, I'm not fussy!

Monthly Summary

Favourite toy: None at the minute

Favourite place: On the bedroom windowsill

Favourite pastime: Looking for mice or birds for the next round of the game…. Hee hee hee!

Least favourite thing: small and very fast hungry dogs!

 

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