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Fortnight52Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight54

Fortnight 53

Saturday

You know cats are famous for their mad half hours? Well, tonight I had a mad 2 hours. Boy was I shattered at the end of it. Mum and dad were watching TV and they had bought me some more new toys. I spent ages running around under their bed, under the rug in the bedroom and up and down the stairs. It was so much better than watching TV. I had such fun, and they were laughing at me so I kept them entertained as well. A cool night.

Monday

Uh oh!

Mum tried to trick me today. I was sat in the windowsill and I saw her bring the cat basket into the porch. Later this afternoon she tried to catch me, but I KNEW it was to be put in the basket so I ran around the house trying to get away. I hid in the cupboard behind the TV for over an hour. I heard her call the vet and cancel my appointment, so I came out after a while. What I didn't hear however, was her making a later appointment. I was well and truly tricked and found myself in the basket on the way to the vets.

At the vets, I made my displeasure very evident. I don't want to be here! I growled and hissed at mum and the vet throughout the checkup and even bit the vet when he tried to cut my claws. I wriggled a lot so I was difficult to hold and made sure both mum and the vet were generously covered in scratches before I had finished. I jumped into the carrier, thinking it was all over and a nurse took me into the back and took blood. She was nice and gentle and I sat there purring as they shaved my neck and took blood samples. Mum and the vet were shocked when the nurse told them how good I had been whilst they took the blood. I wonder what they are testing for?

Wednesday

I found out today what they were blood testing for. I haven't been for a poo for a while, and I am very lethargic lately. They tested my liver, kidney's and heart to check I was OK, and also a blood profile to see if the FIV has progressed. My liver and other internal organs are all OK, so just have to wait until next week to see if the FIV has moved into the next stage. I hope it hasn't.

Mum fell badly today and was sat in the garden and didn't move much all afternoon. I pushed my way under the blanket she was sat on and fell asleep touching her, so I would help her feel better. I got frequent cuddles and lots of attention, so I think that we both felt a bit better by the end of the afternoon.

Friday

Good Friday

Dad was off today and they were both sat in the garden for a while. They let me out and I played in the garden for ages. I have learnt now that if I try get out of the garden, they catch me and lock me inside so I just play around the garden and the back wall. Dad tied my fluffy spider on the clothes airer and we played "Bat The Spider" for an hour or so. It was good fun. I also brought my squidgy ball out and played fetch for a while.

Saturday

A whole day inside today. It was nice and sunny and I wanted to go out, but no matter how much I howled, the door did not open. It's mating season for cats, I NEED to go outside! All these other cats are coming into our garden and leaving their scent and I can't get outside, the lady cats will not know that I live here if I can't get out to scent the garden.

Sunday

I found a cool game today. The window in the lounge was open this afternoon, this is an easy window to jump out of as it's on the ground floor. I jumped out of the window and then ran around the side of the house and came back inside through the French windows. I stopped briefly for a cuddle from either mum or dad and then I would repeat the whole procedure again. What an excellent game. I did this for over an hour, until I found that the window had been shut…

Monday

Easter Monday

Dad was at home today and they watched DVD's all day. I was so bored, I fell asleep on their bed for most of the day. In the evening I played fetch with mum.

I am so hungry. Since I went to the vet last week my food has been cut. Mum found out that she was feeding me too much so she is reducing my allowance slowly until I am on the right amount. I am starving. I keep hinting by pushing my face against the food packet, but that just makes me hungrier as I can smell the food more strongly. Even if I sit with me head on the packet she doesn't feed me any more, but you can't blame a cat for trying can you?

Tuesday

Dad has gone back to work today and mum has been on the PC, like usual. I am so bored. I have seen Henry playing in the street, but I can't get out to play with him. I will wait until she is not looking and jump out of a window. Thursday A lady came this afternoon and I thought I was going to get lots of cuddles, but the lady and mum went on the PC ALL afternoon. When dad came home from work I managed to escape for a while (I've been inside all week).

There was some good news though, I went to the toilet. I was outside when I needed to go, so I left a big poo in the middle of the front garden. I know I'm not supposed to do it there, but I was desperate!

Friday

The cat carrier came into my room this morning and I was really nervous. When mum came down she took me back to the vets. The lab had lost my blood sample and they needed to do another. Just as my fur was starting to grow back as well!

Oh Oh! Sprung. Mum caught me this afternoon. She was walking up the drive just as I jumped out of the bedroom window onto the garage roof. I know she was unsure that the neighbours were telling the truth about my escape route, but now she knows for sure because she saw me. I ran along the garage roof to say hello. As I jumped down to say hello, she picked me up and took me back inside. Bah, foiled again!

 

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