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Fortnight 5

Sunday

I got a new toy today…. I got a little fishy. It is a toy fish on a wand. I carry the fish around the house with me. It is my new friend. The plastic wand is a bit of a pain and it keeps getting stuck in the door frames but the fish makes up for the annoying plastic bit.

I tried the whisker licking thing after eating the new food…. A much easier idea. I will try that from now on. I will still shake my head a few times though as I like the pattern that the bits make on the wall.

Friday

Me and the fishy have been together all week. It is still my favourite toy. I play with it most of they day and night when I am not sleeping. Did you know that the average cat sleeps for 16 hours a day and kittens sleep for more… I told you I have an ace life!

When exploring yesterday I found a cupboard with loads of rolls of paper in. I started to nibble a bit of the paper, it was lovely. I tried a bit more to make sure and it was delicious…. There were loads of rolls so I will try some more another day. I have seen the same stuff by the ** huff ** swimming pool.

Wednesday

I have been in the cupboard at every opportunity and I am officially addicted to what I now know to be Toilet Paper. It is lovely. It tastes nice and it shreds so well. There is always a satisfying mess across the floor when I have finished. This week I have eaten and shredded 10 rolls. Mum and dad are NOT happy with me, but after all an addiction is an addiction. I can’t help it.

Friday

The fishy and I went to the cupboard today but the door was blocked shut…. ARGH!!!! What am I going to do without my fix………

Sorted – I have found that net curtains taste OK, but not nearly as nice 9and they don’t shred as well, although they do rip quite nicely!). They will do until the cupboard opens again. Mum and Dad say that they have never had a cat like me for exploring (but they call it getting into trouble)– I am unique!!! No-one is as good at it as me!!! 8- )

P.S I STILL haven’t been outside yet…..

 

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