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Fortnight43Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight45

Fortnight 44

Sunday

Oh oh! Something strange is happening in our house today. My scratch post moved out of the front room and into the garage and a tree took its place. This was then filled with shiny tinsel and baubles, a cat's dream! Lots to play with!

Monday

There is something sticking out of my belly. It looks like nylon thread and it's really scratchy. There is about 1cm sticking out of me and I look like a zip up toy! Mum called the vets and it's the undissolved stitches from my operation finding their way out of my tummy. Very odd. I keep trying to pull it out with my teeth but mum and dad stop me.

Tuesday

There is even more stuff sticking out of me now, it's about 2inches long. Dad held me down tonight and mum cut it off. I hope I don't have to go to the vets again because of it.

Wednesday

I knew it! The cat basket was in the lounge today and that only means one thing. I ran upstairs and hid for over and hour and when I came down the basket had gone, so I managed to avoid the vet trip… nice one!

I went to my usual place on the lounge windowsill tonight, but I was nearly blinded. There are loads of flashing lights around the window that were not there the other day. I didn't know she had put them up and turned them on. I got a shock when my usual warm, dark spot was all lit up and flashing. It's not so nice to sit there now.

Thursday

Mum is not happy with me today. I knocked over the Christmas tree and a load of branches came off on the carpet. She told me off and I ran upstairs. A bit later she came in the front room and caught me. I was climbing the tree and I was ¾ of the way up when she came in. She shouted at me and I jumped off, knocking the tree over again.. after that I had to amuse myself with playing "bat the bauble" and "hit the tinsel" but she was still unhappy with me.

When they went out tonight they shut me in my room and told me it was because they were protecting the tree… damn thing!

Friday

In trouble again because of the tree. There was a wrapped present under it, and everyone knows that cats like to shred things, so it was only natural that in time I would unwrap this gift for them and today was the day. I watched mum wrap it earlier in the week, but I couldn't resist trying to get inside for a better look. I nearly managed it as well but she saw me and took it away out of my reach. Never mind, I'll just have to play "bat the bauble" instead for the rest of the afternoon.

I have had some nice treats this week. Mum bought me some Felix sticks, which are totally delicious. I never had this type of thing before. When I get one I eat it so quickly, in case they change their mind and take it off me! I recommend all pet owners should buy these treats for their furry friends, they are gorgeous.

Saturday

I spent most of the day hiding today. Mum was in the front room wrapping presents and every time I went downstairs I couldn't resist sitting on the outstretched paper. I wasn't very popular so I hid upstairs until everything was cleared away. They didn't even leave anything under the tree for me to shred, how cruel is that?

Sunday

A nice quiet day today. I spent it playing fetch, first with mum and then with dad. An excellent day by my standards. Oh - and I got some fresh turkey as a treat from their lunchtime sandwich. I love fresh sliced turkey and I ate it so quick, but when I asked for more there wasn't any :*(

Monday

Mum was sat on the sofa a lot today as she is still not well. We played fetch for ages through the day. In the evening they went out so I was shut in my room so me and the tree didn't have a fight and set off the house alarm. I didn't mind though as I had all my toys and my big box to sleep and play in. when they came back I had loads of cuddles and playtime so they made up for being out for ages.

Wednesday

Mum and dad were watching "The Life Of Mammals" on BBC tonight and I was captivated. I watched nearly the whole program. It was on cats and dogs in the wild. The noises were fascinating. I must admit to hiding when the wolves were howling though, it was a chilling sound. After watching TV for nearly an hour I played with the fluffy white spider. Mum had got me a new ball out earlier in the evening but I couldn't play with it, I dropped it in my water bowl and it was completely sodden so it is on the boiler drying out, and I guess I will be able to play with it tomorrow.

I found a new place to sleep today as well, behind one of the big cushions on the sofa. It was nice and warm, and dark and no-one bothers you as they can't see you. Well, that is until someone sat on me! Mum didn't know I was there and sat on the sofa just where I was asleep! I woke up pretty quick though!

Friday

I can't wait for Christmas. I know mum has got me 2 stockings full of cat treats because I have seen them but I can't get in them. I will get so fat over Christmas, good job I've been on a diet!

Monthly Summary

Favourite toy: Scrunchy Ball

Favourite place: On the windowsill

Favourite pastime: climbing the Christmas tree

Least favourite thing: Baubles, tinsel and flashing Christmas lights

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