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Fortnight38Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight40

Fortnight 39

Saturday

Henry came round to play in our garden today. Mum made me stay inside whilst she went out to play. He was sat on top of our garden wall and kept sticking his head through the wall and playing. I wanted to go out, but I may infect him so I stayed inside. A few hours later when there were no other cats around, mum let me out to play in the garden. I ran straight to the wall where Henry played and had a sniff and then sat on the tree stump at the back watching the birds in the trees. It was nice to be outside. I stayed out for about 10 minutes whilst mum did some weeding and then went back inside.

Surveying my territory whilst mum did the gardening      Can you see me?

I'm going now Jack isn't coming out to play.

Sunday

Mum and dad spend so much time on the computer there is not enough time for me! I have decided to learn to use the computer. I have been sitting on the desk watching the screen for a while now. However today I tried something new. They have a scrolling text screensaver and I have been trying to catch the text with my paws. When it comes to the side of the screen I have been trying to catch it, but it disappears before I stop it. I will keep trying. When it disappears the picture comes back on the screen and it gives me a shock. I also chase the cursor when mum or dad is typing but it gets them a bit mad, so I wait until they leave the computer and play on my own. I know they can hear me tapping the keyboard when they are downstairs. I think that they think I have another secret website that I do when they are downstairs!

Monday

I have started another new habit today. I have mentioned a few times that I like playing in the bathroom sink. Well today I did it 4 times. I wait until mum goes in the bathroom and I sit under the sink mioawing until she turns on the tap. I jump up and play with the water, trying to stop it from going down the plughole. It's an excellent game. I also get a drink of fresh water while I am playing!

Wednesday

Mum found Fishy for me today. I lost it a while ago under the settee, but I spent ages playing with it tonight. It is my favourite toy again, well, next to the box which is my toy and den and bed all rolled into one large box! I have played in the sink every day this week. It is becoming a regular thing. Mum sits there and watches me laughing…

Another new thing I did today was show mum how clever I was by walking along their kitchen unit. She didn't think I was very clever and pushed me down. I don't think she was very impressed. I also showed dad when he came home and he wasn't impressed either. I can't understand why not though.

Friday

I got tricked today and pushed into the cat box. I hope I am not being taken to the vets again, I feel OK so I shouldn't be.

OH NO !!! We arrived outside the vets and I started to howl in my box, but then we went into another room and I realised that I wasn't seeing the vet but I was going to get Reiki. I curled up behind the sofa while mum was treated and then the lady played with me and I got Reiki from her touching me. It's wonderful. I feel much happier and less stressed, and I wasn't sick in mum's car on the way home, which is a first for a few times!

Saturday

Mum and dad were out a lot today and I stayed in my room playing with fishy. I got lots of cuddles when they got back though.

Sunday

I made mum and dad cry today. I had just eaten loads of biscuits and I went to play with fishy on top of my box. I slipped and fell into the box, most ungracefully for a cat. I tried to get out and look cool but I must have eaten too many biscuits because I can normally get out easily but tonight I got stuck! My head, shoulders and front paws were out of the hole on the top, but my bottom and back paws were stuck fast inside the box. They were laughing so hard that they started to cry and dad said to me - "Does my bum look big in this box???" . cheeky git!!! I knew I was stuck, I didn't need them poking fun at me! I managed to wriggle my bottom out and then ran off to eat a few more biscuits whilst they composed themselves.

Tuesday

I have made an amazing discovery today. If I sit in the sink when the tap is running, and stretch my front paw out under the running water, give it a quick shake when it is quite wet, and then lick the last bits of water off you get a much better wash than when you just use spit… I think I will try get a full wash under the tap next time I get to play… must be better than having to lick all over yourself, it makes you rather thirsty for a start! Have you ever head the saying "Cats aren't clean, they are covered in spit…" well, this may be the end for that saying.. especially now I have made my discovery public to other cats… get a wash in a sink, not from your tongue!

Wednesday

Mum went out tonight and when she came in she put her bag down and sat on the settee. I decided if I pushed my head in the bag, I could push the contents out. This worked very well and I played with her handbag until she saw me and took it away - spoilsport! It was a good game as well!

If I try hard enough I may be able to fit inside this handbag - what do you reckon?

Thursday

I love my mum!

My bed is a big duvet folded up so it is quite thick. Mum bought some material at the weekend which she let me play with. It's furry with big cats on (leopard print with leopard heads dotted in the pattern). Well today she got out the sewing machine and a zip and a lot of wadding, and, an hour or so later, I have a new bed. It's a big cushion shape, quite deep because of the filling and really, really comfy. I spent the whole afternoon asleep on my new bed… it's nice and warm and cuddly. I love kneading it with my paws and sucking the material… I think I look cute when I do it, as both mum and dad keep saying "ahhhh!".

Quite nice, not bad actually... nice and comfy.        ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me in time for tea.

 

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