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Fortnight36Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight38

Fortnight 37

Monday

Had a busy day today playing with the fish mobile and chasing mini mice around my room. Mum was looking for something last night and lifted the settee and all of a sudden 4 mini mice appeared… they must be the ones I lost a few months ago. As soon as I saw them I was in heaven. I have missed playing with them and a bonus point is, because I have already played with them, they smell nice already… cool!

Had a long rest on dad's sofa tonight, it's better than sleeping on the floor as dad is next to me so I keep warm and I get the odd stroke.. can't get better than that can you! I also got to play on his toy - the GameBoy Advance. It must be good because he spends ages playing on it each night so I gave it a go… you can see me in the picture trying to get the hang of watching the screen… not managed to press the buttons correctly yet, but I will learn!

Tetris is SOOOOOOOO addictive!!

Tuesday

Mum has been talking to a nice lady in Wigan via email and she bought me some toys today. What a lovely lady. She usually makes them for the RSPCA but she was very nice to me and dropped me around a catnip ball and 2 catnip mice and a big bowl of catnip. How cool is that? She makes them herself…. And puts dried catnip in so little furry kitties like me can play with toys that they are naturally attracted to. I spent a lovely couple of hours playing with the mice and the ball, before falling asleep over both of them. I had to lie on top of them in case someone wanted to play whilst I was asleep - can't be having that!

You can't play with them, they're MINE!

Spent a while in the garden this afternoon with mum and dad helping them. They came home yesterday with a number of spiky bushes, that they kept calling Roses. Today they dug holes in the garden and planted them. I sat above them on the wall watching to make sure they were doing it right… they got some mad idea that I wanted to help but as soon as they came near me with a trowel full of soil I legged it into the trees. There is no way they are putting soil on me! I wanted to get closer to the fat Magpie in the tree anyway and it was a perfect reason to vacate the wall… I nearly managed to catch the fat bird as well, until it flew too high and I couldn't climb fast enough to get it… next time I will though!

As soon as they had finished doing all the planting they went inside and Molly came around to call. She was very interested in sitting in the newly dug flowerbed and looking at the roses, until I realised she wasn't looking, she was going to the toilet! How cheeky! I hadn't even been yet and it's MY garden - everybody knows cats love newly dug earth! Oh well… I will have to go in another of the places that they were digging!

Thursday

Still trying to get the buttons on the GameBoy but no luck yet. I think it is a major design fault of paws… no fingers so you can't press buttons. Still, perseverance is the key and I will not give up until my paws are sore with trying!

There has always been a large block of polystyrene at the back of the settee to keep it away from the radiator, and I often go to play with it as it shreds so nicely.. and everyone knows I love to shred things. Today I actually managed to crawl down the back of the sofa (I have been on a bit of a diet) and got to have a taste of the polystyrene block. When I came out both mum and dad laughed very loudly at me.. I could feel something was wrong but couldn't quite put my paw on what it was… when I turned my head something didn't feel quite right. There was something giving me slightly extra weight there… I ran into my room where if you stand at the right angle you can see your reflection in the window. There was a single ball of polystyrene on the end of my nose… just balanced there. It was really strange. Even though I shook my head, licked my lips and nose and ran around like a mad thing - it still stayed there… after about 20 minutes it fell off on the carpet thankfully… another reason that cats should be given fingers.. so they can pull things off their noses! (oh, and obviously play the GameBoy as well!)

Just get it off my nose will you.....        I told you, stop laughing and GET IT OFF MY NOSE

Friday

Mum and dad went out for the day today and left me from just before lunch until about teatime. They left me loads of food and water so I wasn't hungry and loads of toys to play with. I spent the day playing with my Tail Tikkler and the cat Charmer. When they came in they were both really wet, I guess it had been raining where they were today. I was absolutely shattered after playing all day, they tried to get me to play fetch with the squidgy ball, but I was so tired that after a few throws I lay down by the side of it and went to sleep. It was quite near to the stairlift so I lay against the stairlift, so if they moved and went upstairs I would know about it, and went to sleep!

mmmmmm what do you want, I'm trying to sleep

Saturday

Mum was cleaning out my room today like she does every morning and I was looking out of the window at the garden. Molly came to the window and was sat outside miaowing at me. She looked so cute, I went to the window to say hello and then this other cat came up to the window as well. Molly sat there looking so proud, and the other cat was Henry, her son. He was sat so close to the window that his face was squashed on my glass. I was not impressed. When Molly realised I couldn't come out to join her and play in the garden she went, but Henry was still there and he stayed and played in our garden for over an hour. I was not impressed. He is not welcome here, only Molly.

Sunday

It was a lovely day today and dad took the Cat Charmer toy outside and we were playing in the garden for ages. It was excellent. He hung the stick over the clothes airer and let it dangle down so I could play. I kept trying to climb up the metal pole though, and they were both laughing at me. After a while dad took it out from the clothes line and played with me in the garden and the flowerbeds… we had a good time. Molly was watching us from the garden wall, thankfully Henry was not to be seen.

Bit spiky this, is it a trick putting the cat charmer in the rose bush?      

There was a cricket match on the pitch behind our house and there were loads of people in the field. I sat in a tree after I got bored with playing with dad. There were loads of children in the woods and they kept calling to me… I think that they wanted to play. I wasn't in a sociable mood so I climbed higher into the tree and watched them from a safe distance. And they were calling me "Blackie"…. I only answer to my proper name, so they had no chance!

Monday

Dad went back to work today so it was just me and mum again. It was a bit boring in the day as she was busy doing house stuff. I followed her around the house watching and helping, but I just seemed to get in the way so I stayed on the settee and tried to use the GameBoy again, but I still can't manage it. Dad played with me and the Tail Tikkler tonight. He was holding it really high and seeing if I could jump and get it, you can see from the picture that I was able to get quite high….

Am I a Biped? No just a sucker for a cat toy!

Wednesday

Earlier in the diaries I mentioned that mum and dad had a big bean bag seat that I was scared off. Well, at the weekend the bean bag disappeared. They went out and took it with them and when they came back, they didn't bring it…. Hurrah! It's gone! It had a cover on because I used to jump on and off it quickly, but stay there just long enough to leave black fluff on it… well, the cover is still here and it is left on the settee, doing nothing. Tonight I decided to be brave and to see if the cover was as dangerous as the bean bag. I discovered that it wasn't dangerous, but it was REALLY comfy and after walking over it in circles for about 5 minutes I finally found a good spot and had a quick nap. It is very comfy and you can hide your head in the opening so you don't have bright light in your face when trying to sleep. I think it will make a nice bed, when I don't fancy sleeping in my own room.

I'm sleeping, go away.    Stop taking pictures, the flash is waking me up!

Fortnight36Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight38

 

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