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Fortnight35Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight37

Fortnight 36

Monday

I have been shouting at mum all day to let me out but she won't. It's not fair. It looks really nice outside but she won't open the door for me. She has been on the computer for ages today and not had much time for me. I keep going in and saying hello and she gives me a quick cuddle and then turns back to the computer. What has that lump of metal and plastic have that I haven't? Apart from Internet capability!!! I have been very patient though and was rewarded late afternoon when she came and sat with me and gave me an excellent cuddle.

Wednesday

Mum has been sat in the garden this afternoon reading a book. She let me out to play in the garden and I sat on the table next to her and fell asleep. When I got hot I moved into the nearest big bush where it was shady. Molly came round to play, but as soon as mum saw her I got carried inside and the door was shut. It's not fair, I wanted to play but I'm not allowed to come into contact with other cats as I can make them ill like me.

I spent the evening behind the curtains in my room watching the other cats in our garden. They were looking at me inside, but I couldn't join them. I kept running in to mum and dad and going to the door, hinting I wanted to go out but they didn't open it for me.

Thursday

Mum went out this morning and left me inside to watch the world go past from their bedroom window. Only one problem - she left the window open. She looked really surprised when she came back and I greeted her on the path. I ran off quickly though so she couldn't get me inside. She went in and left the French doors open so that I could come in later and she went upstairs on the computer. Around mid-afternoon I left her a present on the carpet in the lounge. A big mouse. I haven't caught a mouse for ages. When I was younger I mentioned in the diaries that I wanted to try and beat the record for the largest number of catches, well now I am an indoor cat I have fallen behind so it's a token to keep my paw in! When cats leave presents for their humans, it's a gift of love. I don't think she was too happy when she walked across the front room and trod on it! She doesn't wear shoes in the house, so I think she got a bad surprise and didn't see it as a gift of love at all. I hid behind the doors on the patio watching but when she came out looking for me I legged it over the wall onto the cricket pitch, as I knew she would not be able to catch me. I think I will keep out of her way for a while. At least until she gets chance to wash her feet!

Usually in an evening mum and dad sit downstairs and watch TV and I lie on their bedroom windowsill and watch the other cats in the street and life going past. Tonight I decided it was time for a change. Both windows were still open and one of them drops nicely onto the garage roof. Whilst they were watching TV, I escaped! It's the first time in months, (since February and it's now August) that I have spent a night outside. I head them call me a number of times in the evening after they realised I had gone on a walkabout but I didn't come when they called. I went out playing and hunting.

Friday

Mum called me this morning, I was asleep in the next door but one neighbours garden and I ran across the fence like a black lightening streak - IT'S BREAKFAST TIME and I'm STARVING! I had an excellent time last night and I am going to recuperate my energy by spending the day asleep on their bed!

Sunday

Mum isn't well this weekend. She has been gasping for breath and using a noisy thing for her asthma. I have been helping her get well again by staying by her side and giving her cuddles. She went to bed for a while this afternoon and I curled up on her legs and made sure that she rested well in bed.

After a while she came downstairs and watched a film with dad. I got bored watching the film and played a game of "There's something behind you…..", or chase the long black thing that you can see over your shoulder. It was the first time that dad had seen me play "Chase my tail" and he was laughing lots. Mum couldn't believe that he didn't think I played this… you see EVERYTHING in this diary is true! I played it for ages, but I can't run up the wall and chase it now as the stairlift is there so I was jumping for it, I looked like a long black rod flipping round trying to catch my tail…. A very rewarding game for all cats to play… this game is not just restricted to dogs. I am proof!

Tuesday

Mum bought me a new toy today from the pet shop, it's a fish mobile that you stick on the door and can play with. I have played with it for hours today and it's lots of fun. It also smells of catnip, which is very addictive to cats and every time I walk past it and smell the catnip, I HAVE to go for a play! Click here to see pictures of me playing.

Thursday

I spent a while chasing flies in the house today. Mum had a number of windows open and there were a few flies in the house. I spent an hour or so chasing the ones in my bedroom. Check out the picture below to see how high I was jumping to try and catch them.

Look at me, the high flier... pity the fly can get higher than me though!

Monthly Summary

Favourite toy: Fish Mobile

Favourite place: Bedroom Windowsill

Favourite pastime: Chasing my tail

Least favourite thing: Flies

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