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Fortnight34Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight36

Fortnight 35

Saturday

Mum bought me a new toy from town today and I spent hours playing with it tonight. It is called a tail tikkler and it is a long green fluffy thing with feathers on top attached to a plastic rod. It is more addictive to play with than fishy and the cat charmer. I love to jump up for it, when they hold it in the air and I love to carry it around the house, as the green stuff is really soft and nice to cuddle up with. It's like a feather boa, but without the feathers! Mum and dad took loads of pictures of me and you can see some of them by clicking here.

Sunday

It was a quiet day today with not much happening. It was really warm this morning and when mum washed out my litter tray in the garden I made a run for it and went to explore in the field at the back of the house. I heard dad calling me a while later but ignored him…. Not getting tricked into being locked in the house for anything! I guess mum and dad went out for a bit because when it started to rain really heavily I went to the door to go in the house and it was shut. No matter how much I miaowed at the door no-one came to let me in. I am a fair weather cat, I hate being outside in the rain…. it makes you all wet and I can't stand having wet fur. I usually only go outside in the nice weather but today I was caught out! When mum and dad came back shortly after they found me under the shelter from the porch waiting to be let in. I curled up on the sofa and didn't move for the rest of the day…. Not getting caught in the rain again!

Wednesday

Mum and dad were watching a TV documentary on wildlife today and I was resting in front of the TV. They showed big bears catching salmon in the river and I was fascinated by it. I was sat right in front of the TV watching it for the whole show… I wish I could have eaten the big salmon that the bear caught, it looked very tasty.

See the bear catching the salmon? Well, that should be MY salmon!

Friday

Mum was very sore today and she sat in the front room all day reading magazines and playing with me. We played with the Tail Tikkler for ages and it was really cool. After a while I was quite tired and I climbed onto her lap and fell asleep whilst having my head and ears stroked. You can't get much better than that. I haven't sat on mum's knee for ages, not really since I became an indoor cat. I had forgotten how nice it is.

Saturday

Mum and dad did their regular thing today. Dad's son came round and he played on the playstation for a while, but mum and dad did something really strange. They pulled the carpet off the landing and started lifting floorboards and drilling the wall. After 3 hours all they had to show for their effort was a long piece of plastic on the wall and a lot of mess. They took dad's son home and then they sat in the garden until late at night. They let me go out with them and I played on the garden and sat on the wall watching the mice in the field. A cool night!

Sunday

Mum and dad were working on the landing again today. They left me watching the TV (I have really got into watching animal programmes) but soon the TV went blank when they turned off the electricity. I think they were putting in a new power socket. I kept trying to investigate (especially as there was nothing on the TV) but I couldn't get near the whole in the floor to see what was happening. A strange man came today and stayed for a while this afternoon. I haven't seen him for a long time, but he gave me a cuddle so that was OK.

Monday

Dad has time off work and I thought they would sit on the sofa and watch TV like they usually do when they are off, but I was wrong. All the stuff out of my bedroom (also known as the dining room) was emptied into the lounge. Very strange, I'm not sure why at this point, I will let you know more later.

Another quick inspection of my bedroom shows it is now covered in plastic sheets and I am banished to spend the day in the rest of the house.

Oh, I see! It's being painted… well, that's it. I MUST try and help them. The next time the door opened I ran in and had a look to see if I liked the colour they are painting my room… it's plain white… a bit boring but I suppose it will be OK. I dipped my tail in the pot of emulsion and tried to help but dad washed it off and made me go back into the other room. Well, if they don't want my help, I won't offer again!

Tuesday

I got sent outside today whilst they painted the shiny paint onto the wood. I guess it was because they really didn't want my help for this bit as I still have a shadow of white on my tail from yesterday. They let me in at teatime and I must admit that my room looks quite nice now. I will let them off for making me sleep in the lounge and not letting me help!

I got my own back for not letting me help though. I usually am locked in my bedroom at night but because of all the plastic sheets, they can't do that at the minute so I got the run of the house all night. At 5am I stood on top of the clock on dad's side of the bed and started to miaow in his face as I wanted to play. He wasn't very happy with me! At 6am I stood on mum's pillow and did the same, but she picked me up and lay me down by her side and stroked me until I fell asleep. Shortly though I woke up and started to play "Attack the Toes", which is where you sink your claws into any toes that move until the owner of the toes shouts at you. I went downstairs shortly after to play in the lounge on my own!

Wednesday

My room is now back to normal with all the furniture back in place and not a plastic sheet to be seen. I am happy now that everything is back to normal. I don't like change, especially when it involves MY room!

Thursday

Oh, there are 2 strange men here today and they are working on the stairs. I wonder what they are doing and how long they will be here. They came this morning, so they shouldn't be here too long.

I hid behind the big bush in the front garden all day until the men had gone. I thought they wouldn't be here that long but they came about 10am and left at 5:30pm… that's a long time for any pussycat to hide in a bush! I was hungry and desperate to use my litter tray by the time I dared to go back in the house, and, when I came back in there was a strange looking thing on the stairs. There was a chair at the bottom, in the place where I play, and a rail going up the stairs. Not quite sure what it is for yet.

Friday

What is that??????

I think I know what the thing is for that was fitted yesterday. I heard this sort of metallic whine and ran in to see what was happening. I saw mum sat on the chair going up the stairs. But, she wasn't going up the stairs as her feet were not moving. The chair was taking her up the stairs. I sat at the bottom watching with concern, surprise and quite a bit of fright. What if she fell off, who would give me my tea?? I'm not sure about this new thing… I reserve the right to pass judgement just yet.

Saturday

Another hot day today. Dad came back with Nick at lunch time and they all went off somewhere and came back an hour later with loads of bags, so I guess they had been to the supermarket. They never go on a saturday so I wonder what is happening.

Dad's brother and his girlfriend have arrived and everyone is sat in the garden talking, apart from me who is hiding behind a bush out of the way of the large, rather powerful water pistol. I know they won't squirt me on purpose, but I don't want to get caught in the crossfire by accident!

Argh! Fire in the garden… someone put it out. Don't sit around it talking and laughing. Now, they are putting food on it, what's happening? I think this is what they call a BBQ. I don't know these things as living in the UK, I don't see it very often. When I went to walk over the wall I nearly burnt my feet, so I have gone inside to sleep on the bed until the fire has gone.

Sunday

I'm still not sure about the new thing on the stairs. The noise scares me and I don't like seeing mum on it as I'm sure she will fall off and I will go hungry. Dad does feed me, but mum's my provider and I don't like change!

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