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Fortnight33Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight35

Fortnight 34

Sunday

Mum and dad went out for the day today and when they got back I showed them that I had learnt a new game. It is an ace game… I have called it "There's something behind you…..". The rules are really simple.. chase the long black thing that you can see over your shoulder. The first time I played it I bit the long black thing really hard, and do you know what happened?? It hurt! It was then I realised that it was my tail I was biting, so the next time I didn't bite it so hard, just a quick nip! When they came home I ran around in circles at the bottom of the stairs trying to catch it, when I did catch it, I started to nibble the end and then started the game all over again! Hours of fun to be had, but for any cats reading this that want to give it a try- don't bite hard - it hurts you!

Tuesday

I had an adventure tonight with mum and dad. I called it my Monster Truck adventure. They brought this strange looking thing into the front room and left it on the carpet for a while. When I went near to investigate, it moved! I was so shocked. It turned out to be a remote controlled truck, big blue thing that moves quite fast, but not as fast as me! They tied my hamster toy onto the roll cage and dragged it around the front room, how could I resist? Once I'd got over my fright of the moving truck and come back downstairs to investigate, I was all over the hamster! What an excellent game….. click on the link to see pictures of my adventure!

Click here to see the Monster Truck adventure pictures

Thursday

I had another adventure tonight… this time it was a "Speedway Night" and instead of the truck it was a racing car. This moved really fast and it was much quieter than the truck. I was happily asleep minding my own tail when this fast car went whizzing past my whiskers and woke me up. I was very surprised, where did this car come from? They put the cat charmer on the back of the car and like the truck I had to investigate. We spent hours playing until the car stopped moving and dad started to complain about the batteries running out (whatever they are). Click on the link to see the pictures of the Speedway night.

Click here to see the pictures from Speedway Night

Saturday

A strange guest came to the house today. Mum went out and came back with a lady who smelt of DOG, loads of dogs! How dare mum bring a DOG person into MY house???? Has she no respect for me, Jack - King of the House? The lady turned out to be mum's mum and she tried to play with me and make friends but I wasn't having any of it. They all went out this afternoon and came back smelling of different cats. I think they went to see Dad's mum as she has 2 cats that I smell on mum and dad every Saturday afternoon… the trick didn't work on the visitor though, as she still smelt of dog! She left her bedroom door open when they went out though so I had a lovely sleep on the guest bed!

Sunday

Our visitor got up early this morning and let me out of my bedroom. I normally get up around 11am on a Sunday but this morning the door was open from 6am… I was so sleepy. I didn't go to bed until 3:30 this morning when mum and dad went to bed so I was so tired at 6. I stayed in my bed for a while but came out to investigate a bit later. The guest tried to cuddle me but I bit her. Well, there may have been a dog hiding behind her… a kittie can't take any unnecessary chances you know!

It was really hot here today and I helped dad get some Coke out of the fridge in the garage this afternoon. He obviously didn't appreciate my help though, as when I was hiding behind the box, showing him where it was, he went out and shut the door. That was about mid-afternoon just after we had finished watching the German Grand Prix. They were sat in the back garden and the garage is around the front so they didn't hear me shouting for them to come and get me. I could hear mum shouting for me and she sounded really worried, I mean it was about 6 hours later! They eventually found me and let me out and I ran straight to my water bowl for a drink. I wonder when they will find the present I left them in the garage …. Hee hee hee hee!

Mum and dad went back to sit in the garden and they were watching the bats flying over the garden. They were very quiet and it was dark in the garden so they could watch the bats, well, I too was watching the bats and the moths and having my own little game in the dark garden. I was chasing moths around. It was very dark and cats can see really well in the dark garden but I was watching the sky (where the moths are) and I ran into the log roll around the flower beds. I was running really fast as well, I felt a bit dizzy after that and staggered around the garden until I found the door and I went to bed! Hope I feel better in the morning and my headache has gone!

Tuesday

Mum was on the PC this morning in the office. It is really hot again today and she opened one of the little windows… I came in to see what she was doing and felt the coolness from the breeze and I knew instantly that one of the windows must be open. I jumped onto the windowsill and found the open window… before you could say "No Jack", I was outside on the garage. Then I realised that it's a long way down to the path.. my normal route is to bounce off one of the open windows in the lounge on the way to the path, but they are all shut. After catching some sun for about 5 minutes I decided to try and climb back in the window I went out of, however it's not as easy as I thought it would be. I kept hitting my head on the open window outside and couldn't get back in… I sat by the window and started to lick it whilst I thought of another way to get inside. Mum was laughing at me and calling me a "windowlicker", whatever that may be. Mum went outside and opened the lounge window for me to jump off, but I was very unsure and I didn't want to do it today. A few minutes later it started to rain really hard and there was a loud bang of thunder… my nervousness soon disappeared, I'm not standing on top of the garage in a thunderstorm, and I jumped down and ran inside before I got any wetter. After having a good shake to dry off I fell asleep on the bedroom windowsill for the rest of the day.

Wednesday

A strange thing happened to my tail today. I was sat on the windowsill in the office tonight and I heard mum and dad moving downstairs, so I ran down to see where they were going. I jumped off the windowsill, onto the desk and my tail got stuck to the computer screen. When I got downstairs my tail was all fluffy and stiff, like a long brush. Mum had a stroke of it and she said it felt weird, and I must have got something called "static" on it… whatever it was it didn't feel right! It went back to normal in a couple of minutes though.

I had another trip to the vet again today as well, so all in all it's not been a good day. I have been out in the garden a bit lately and when they are not looking I jump over the wall and go for a wander. I was bitten when I was out and I had a lump under my left front leg. I got an injection in my neck at the vets which hurt me, and made me hiss at the vet. I have only ever hissed at him once before and he was quite surprised at me.

Friday

I went for Reiki again this morning and it was wonderful. I feel so much happier now. Mum and I were both treated as the lady has started at our vets.. I was a bit worried at first as I thought I was going to be injected again but once I realised we were seeing Sue and not the Vet I was OK!

Monthly Summary

Favourite toy: Fishy

Favourite place: Bedroom Windowsill

Favourite pastime: Chasing my tail

Least favourite thing: Monster trucks and Speedy cars

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