Fortnight
18
Tuesday
I got a new trick today! It's bin day tomorrow and our
big bin was in front of the big window in the front room
ready to go down to the bottom of the drive. I jumped
on top of the bin and did the window running thing on
the big window instead of the French doors. All was going
well until I lost my balance and fell off! I hope none
of the other cats in the street saw me fall! It makes
a much better squeaking noise than the French doors, maybe
it's because the window cleaner had just been and it was
really clean…. Note the use of the word WAS! It now has
Jack prints all over one side! I have autographed the
window… aren't I clever?
Wednesday
I was happily asleep on the windowsill tonight behind
the curtains. I had been asleep for a few hours and when
I woke up I heard a really familiar voice talking to mum
and dad. It took me all of 3 seconds to recognise the
voice and then I fell off the windowsill with abject horror.
What is our VET doing in my front
room??????? I ran straight to mum for a security
hug, and daredn't even look at him. No wonder Ban had
gone out! This is definitely no way to be woken up. They
were talking about the internet but just in case they
started to talk about me I ran into the other room!
Friday
Fleabag
has started copying me. She goes to the French windows
and puts her front paws on them and starts to run …..
but …. Mum does not let her in! Only I can get in by doing
that! Tonight there was a prickly thing in the front garden.
Mum and dad went out to look at it and were saying the
word "Hedgehog" a lot, so I guess it was a hedgehog. I
went to investigate but when I stuck my nose on it, it
ran off so quickly. How can something with such little
legs run so fast? It hid under the hedge so Ban, Fleabag
and I went to investigate but it had turned into a prickly
ball. After pricking my nose I gave up on it. I don't
think it was in a friendly mood.
Sunday
I
tried to catch the washing in the machine again today.
I haven't tried for ages so I thought I was in with a
chance but again I had no luck…. One day I WILL manage
to catch the things that fly past the window… but I don't
know when. Tuesday Mum's car has disappeared today. She
went out in it, and came back with dad and then another
car arrived this afternoon. With no car I thought that
meant I would never have to go to the vet again. Apparently
someone hit her car and it is being fixed. I thought we
were safe but I guess not.
Thursday
Ban has started to come inside a lot now it is getting
cold and he sleeps on the rug in front of the fire. He
goes for me if try lie next to him, so I sleep on the
cat centre with a high view over the room…. I try to jump
on him but he hisses at me. I wonder why he never plays
with me?
Monthly
Summary
Favourite
toy: Squidgy Ball
Favourite place: Windowsill because it is nice and warm!
Favourite pastime: Sleeping, naturally
Least favourite thing: Prickly hedgehogs
