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Fortnight16Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight18

Fortnight 17

Saturday

Life is slowing down for winter and I would like to announce that I am going into Hibernation. I believe other animals do it, I certainly sleep enough to do it so I am going to give it a try. See you in the spring!!!

Sunday

Damn and Blast!

Ban thought I was stupid doing the hibernation thing. Apparently cats don't do this. He told all the other cats on the street and today they are all laughing at me. Can't a kitten do anything new without getting laughed at?

The bedroom is now finally finished and all the furniture is back. Mum and dad are sleeping in their room again so the back bed is free for me, which is good news for me! It's not as comfy sleeping on the stairs, and I didn't manage to trip anyone up…..

Monday

I'm getting really good at the "Fetch" game now. I nearly always drop the ball in mum's hand and she throws it again. Sometimes I drop it on the way back but she never goes to get it for me… she waits until I realise that it is not in the right place, I get it and she throws it again. Ban never plays, as he is boring! I rolled down the stairs this afternoon when I was playing and they laughed!

Tuesday

The running on the window trick to get let in is working a treat. The only thing is that mum gets cross with me for leaving muddy paw prints down the new French windows. Does she not realise that a cat has to do these things to get let in?? I think it's a better method than miaowing for ages and getting a sore throat!

Thursday

There is a new kitten on the street. She is always following me around and today she came into our house and followed me around for ages. I think she has fallen in love with me. She is doing my head in!! I wish she would leave me alone. If you want to see what she looks like she is featured in the pet gallery. Mum and dad have nicknamed her fleabag as she has fleas and has given them to both Ban and me. We had to go to the vet to get some flea treatment, which was not pleasant at all.

Friday

Fleabag spent all day asleep on our front doormat. Every time the front door was opened she ran in the house. She was playing with my toys and had the nerve to eat my lunch… does she think that she lives here or something? I am NOT impressed!

Saturday

There has been lots of bangs and stuff in the evenings and mum and dad have been looking at the lights through the window… They tell me that they are fireworks. Ban and I stay inside during the loud times, as they are frightening for kitties. My friend Nick (dad's son) stayed with us today and last night and he took my place on the spare bed… so I snuggled up with him when I was scared. We cuddled each other in comfort!

Monday

There were SO many bangs tonight. Ban and I stayed in and hid under the big bed. I think it was something called Bonfire Night. Even the kitten came and hid with us as her mum and dad were out and she was scared outside. Dad was away tonight and mum watched the firework display at the cricket pitch behind our house from the back window. They had a big fire as well, which set fire to part of our back garden, which was bad luck! Mum went out and sorted it and we all stayed hidden under the bed!

Wednesday

I have been doing the "Concertina Cat" impression at nights lately. Mum tries to put me outside at bedtime, but it's been so cold. I put my front feet by the door and move my back feet up so they touch my front feet with my back arched… not an angry arch, just an "I really don't want to go out tonight mum" arch! Sometimes she lets me stay in.

Friday

I have given up trying to beat the record for the largest number of mice caught by a cat. I have decided that I am far too lazy and catching mice requires far too much energy and I decided to give up. I spend so long each day asleep under the radiator that it doesn't leave me much time for mousing, and to be quite honest, I can't be bothered anymore! I still like climbing trees though as you get some good views and I love scaring the birds. I saw a weird thing in the tree yesterday though; I think it was a squirrel. It was massive, a big fat one, I was amazed that he didn't fall out of the tree! I chased him over a couple of branches but he jumped to another tree…. I tried to follow but my jump was not quite as good and I fell out! I landed on the floor, but I'm OK….. Mum saw me fall and she ran out but I just pushed my face against her face for a cuddle.

 

 

 

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