Fortnight
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Saturday
I have been tagged and I have done nothing wrong!! This morning a disk came through the post and mum put it on my collar. It has my name on it and that I am microchipped, so I can be found if I ever go missing. I hate having a tag on my collar, it makes a noise when I eat my tea and it is very distracting!

Monday
The weather today is lovely and I have been sunbathing on the patio all day.
Wednesday
Something is happening in the house and I am not sure what is going on. The corner by my radiator bed has been emptied of all the stuff that is normally on the floor and it is not normal for this to happen. I wonder what is going on?
Thursday
Another lovely day and mum spent it in the garden. She mowed the lawn and then raked it all and put down grass seed. I watched from the garden wall, a safe distance from all the loud machines! She then put in some solar lights and a Buddha statue. I jumped up to smell the statue, and I showed it my bum so it could say hello, but it didn't!! Then I went and smelt each of the solar lights to see if they smelt nice, they didn't.
I was happily sunbathing late afternoon when mum put on the sprinkler to water in the grass seed, I nearly got soaked as I didn't get out of the way quick enough, I was not happy!
Tonight I had some of the new Webbox treat sticks that mum bought me, they are so nice. I really like the salmon and trout ones, I have tried the other two flavours, but this is still my favourite one!
Saturday
Ahhh, now I know why the floor was cleared in the corner. A new large vivarium and cabinet went in there today and now the snake is in there as well. Right next to my bed, how inconsiderate of them! The snake has been hiding so I haven't seen him move around in there yet.
Sunday
A day of motor racing on the TV.. too loud for me, so I went out to sunbathe on the patio. When I came back in I was so warm, I needed to cool down a bit so I went to lie in the shade. Still haven't seen the snake moving in his new home!
Monday
Another lovely day here and another day sunbathing on the patio. I did learn from last week though, and moved out of the way before the sprinkler was turned on this afternoon.
I have been to say hello to the Buddha a number of times, but he never says hello back. How rude!
Mum spent more time putting grass seed on the back garden, again I sat and watched her and then nearly got wet through with the sprinkler!
Wednesday
I am so tired today. Last night I didn't come in from my toilet break in time and I was out for the night. This morning they let me in and I went straight to get some food and then for a long nap to catch up on all my sleep.. I am a tired kittycat!
Thursday
Some new things came today. I got a new toy, it’s a fish head with a bones body. I spent a while playing with it and then noticed this ball on the floor. It looks like a normal red and yellow plastic ball, but when I moved it, it made a strange animal noise. I looked upstairs straight away to see where it came from, I didn't realise straight away it had come from the ball! Apparently it’s an animal babble ball, mum and dad thought it was really cool, but I don’t like it at all. I’ll let them play with it!!

Monthly Summary
Favourite toy: New Fish Toy
Favourite place: On the patio sunbathing
Favourite pastime: Sunbathing
Least favourite thing: The sprinkler