Fortnight
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Monday
Today it was the usual cleaning day for mum and I spent my time in the lounge trying to knock the tank off the table.
Wednesday
It was Valentine’s Day today and I spent a while playing with the cards that were in the front room. I soon got bored with that and went to sleep in my radiator bed.
Thursday
This afternoon I was asleep on the bed when I got a call from mum in the lounge, I went running downstairs to see what she wanted, and there were 2 new people in the room. They greeted me with “Isn’t he a handsome beauty” and other nice comments. I soon realised as they petted me and asked mum questions that this was the Pet Behaviourist. I was really taking to her, that was, until she said that I was very juvenile for a 6 ? year old cat! All I was doing was sitting on my cushion and kneading and sucking it!
After they had gone I went back to sleep. When I woke up things had changed a bit. My food bowls had moved for a start, when it was tea time I went to the wrong place! Also, Sid’s tank had moved and I have been around the house and I can't find it. I wonder where it has gone. I'm a creature of habit and I sat all night and watched the empty table where the tank used to be. I realised after about 2 hours that there was nothing there and decided to play instead!!

Juvenile – how dare she!!!!!
Friday
I spent tonight playing with the cat charmer with dad. I had a really good time and I enjoyed myself. I can finally relax now I can’t smell the snake in the room. It’s good to get back to normal.

Saturday
I found the tank today. It has been moved into the office as I rarely go in there. I saw it when I was asking mum for a cuddle whilst she was on the PC. I gave the tank a quick smell and then left it alone, I can’t be bothered with it now it isn't in the front room.
I'm still smarting from being called Juvenile anyway!!!
Tonight when it was tea time I went to the wrong place again. For 6 and a bit years it has been in the same place and now it is on the other side of the room, it will take me a bit to get used to this!
Sunday
Even mum went to the wrong place when she was filling up my water bowl tonight. I'm glad it’s not just me that keeps going to the wrong place! I understand why they have moved my bowl though, it was close to the litter tray, and the behaviourist thought it may be the reason why I was going to the toilet on the floor and not in the tray. I just wish I could find my food the first time I look for it!
Monday
Another day of cleaning. I hate Mondays! I spent the day hiding under the bed and away from the hoover. Dad was out of the house today and mum spent the afternoon on the PC. It could have been a perfect time to hassle Sid, but I couldn’t be bothered moving out of my warm radiator bed!
Wednesday
Mum spent all afternoon on the laptop and had no time to cuddle me. I did hear her talking about me on the phone to the behaviourist though, I wonder what I have done wrong now!!
Tonight, when it was bedtime, I would not go into my bedroom and I hid behind the sofa. I love getting the run of the house at night, and I can hassle mum and dad in the middle of the night too! I spent a while playing with my squidgy ball up and down the stairs and then I fell asleep on mums’ pillow.
Thursday
This morning everyone in the house was tired as I had kept them all awake last night!!!! I don’t think that I am very popular! Mum spent most of the day on the laptop again, I think that they are doing some work on the website, and it needs hours of preparation. I resent it as I want a cuddle, and there is no time for me!
Friday
This morning mum was filling up the bird feeders, I went out in the garden with her for a short while. I decided to get a better view of what she was doing, so I went to the trees at the back of the wall and climbed up one to get a higher view. It was quite boring, so I decided to stay there and bird watch for a while. That is, until a large gust of wind blew the branch quickly to the side and nearly knocked me off. I came down really quickly after that and went to the safety of my radiator bed, I don’t want to get blown out of a tree.. it doesn’t do anything for your cool rating!!!!!