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Fortnight14Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight16

Fortnight 15

Sunday

I have learnt to climb trees! There is a lot of trees between the back of our house and the cricket pitch. There are always loads of birds in there too! Today I climbed quite high up one of the trees and I had a good look around. You can see far from up there. I didn't manage to catch a bird though as they all flew off when I got there! The only problem was I couldn't work out how to get down. I stood sideways a bit and slid down using my claws. I managed it but not sure about the wellbeing of the tree!

Tuesday

Mum has got me and Ban a new scratch post/ play centre thing. It is a big thing with 4 seats on and a big circle seat at the top. The 4 seats are at different levels reaching up to the top level. It is excellent. I lie on the top level and spit at Ban when he goes past. He uses the scratch thing but not the seats - it's all mine!!! I love sleeping on the top but I just know that I will roll off one time….

Wednesday

With the weather being nice there are loads of flies around in the house and garden. I spend ages in the day running around the garden trying to catch them. It's good chasing practise.. they can fly a lot quicker than I can run! After nearly an hour of trying in the garden today I gave up. But I did catch one on the windowsill this evening. Dad took it off me though and gave it to the Venus Flytrap plant so it could feed off it… and I was hoping it to be my starter before my tea!

Sunday

Mum and dad were watching the Grand prix this afternoon. I caught this big black bird and took it in to them. The best present that I have given them I think. It was massive, I was so tired from carrying it from next doors garden. I dropped in on the rug in the front room and they went mad! They threw it away! What thanks is that for a present ?? Charming!

Monday

I did it… I fell off the top level of the cat centre whilst I was asleep. I didn't even manage to land on my paws…. Flailing around on the floor with my paws in the air… so much for the cool image! I will have to work extra hard to rebuild my cool cat image! Ban and the tortoiseshell are still fighting. In the evening you can hear them hissing outside. I am starting to become an indoor cat and spend most of the day inside and then go outside for the night-time… all cats should spend night-time outside. It is a cats playtime. The best time for catching extra dinner.

Thursday

Mum got me some news toys the other day. It's ages since I have had new toys.. they are little balls made of wool with some tinsel like bits stuck in. You pick it up by the tinsel and play with it. I have spent ages playing with it over the last few days, that's why I didn't write anything yesterday. I was too busy playing. I got both the pink and the blue ball stuck behind the washing machine this evening. I sat there - in front of the washing machine miaowing for ages before anyone came to see what was the matter. Could they not understand…. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiow, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow, miiiiiooooooooooooow, (scratch, scratch), eeeeeeeow Anyone knows that translates as, Toy's stuck, get them out for me….. humans must be so stupid!

Friday

Mum got the balls out from behind the washer today and I spent ages playing again. Then I fell asleep in the back bedroom. When I woke up ban was asleep next to me. I snuggled up to him and went back to sleep. It was like being with mum again, it was warm and nice. He woke up first though and I don't think he was too happy I was so close and he bit me… what a nasty way to wake up from a nice dream…… cats dream you know… I was dreaming of a big bowl of cat biscuits and balls and toys.. and then I get bitten… that's not supposed to happen in a dream…….anyway back to sleep…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

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