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Fortnight13Confessions of a Mad CatFortnight15

Fortnight 14

I'm really sorry but I have missed a couple of diaries as I have been sleeping a lot lately… nothing happened coz I was sleeping either inside or in the garden…

Saturday

I have been spending more time outside lately, as the weather is nicer. A lot of the plants in the garden now have flowers on them, and they provide a nice hiding place. I hide under the flowers and when Ban goes past I jump out on him. I have given him a few shocks lately. When we play in the garden I hide under the bushes, he is too big to get in there and he waits for me…. When he gets bored and goes away I come out! I am a clever cat!

Tuesday

Next door have started putting water on their garden in the evening. The pipe that the water comes out of has holes in and the water comes out (not just at the end, but all the way along the pipe)… I love playing with the jets that come out. They laugh at me but it is a good way to cool down when the weather is hot. Next door are still not really talking to me after the poo incident but I think if I am in their garden not the house then it is OK….. There are lots of animals that have arrived in the cricket pitch at the back of the house. I have started to catch more presents for mum and dad. I am getting quite good. I believe that there is a world record of catches for a cat:

Towser, a female tortoiseshell owned by the Glenturret Distillery Ltd, Crief, Tayside, UK holds this title. When she died in 1987 at the age of 24, she had caught a total of 28,899 mice - an average of 3 per day.

I am trying to reach this title and I am bringing home an average of 2 catches a day… I know I have along way to go, but I believe in starting young….

Thursday

During the last month when I have been sunbathing outside I have got a lot closer to Ban. We have spent ages playing in the garden and we even sleep touching noses sometimes, which is really nice. I know that he still misses Moggy, (the old cat that was here before me) but I will keep him young with lots of playing! Mum put this water thing on the garden tonight and it was really cool. I think it is called a sprinkler. I was having a closer look at it and then my face got hit with about 40 jets of water, I think it was when she turned it on. It was dead cold and I jumped quite high with shock. I then spent ages running after the lines of water but I didn't catch any. I had a nice cold drink though and a bit of a wash!

Saturday

Mum and dad got the tube thing out again tonight and were looking at the stars. I was playing in the garden and I caught a bird. I was so proud of myself but they told me off, and locked me in the house. When they came back in I had shredded a whole box of tissues on the living room floor. It made such a pretty pattern, white tissue on a purple carpet. They were not happy! The paper still tastes nice, but I get so little opportunity to taste it now…. It is always locked away! This was the first night in ages that I spent sleeping outside and it was good fun.

Monday

I have got into a routine now where I sleep most of the day. In the evening I go outside and play for a while and then most often I spend the night outside. Mum stays inside in the day on the computer so I sleep in the spare bedroom or on her knee. If I sleep by her I get strokes, which is a much better idea!

Tuesday

There are some new cats in the street now. We are not friends as they keep sleeping in my garden. One of them used to be a friend of mine but I haven't seen him for ages. He told me that he had been run over by someone in our street and now he has no tail and he has been inside for ages getting better. He looks really strange, I felt really sorry for him, but I couldn't help laughing when he fell off our fence! I can't imagine trying to jump and balance with no tail.

Friday

I have frightened off the new cat. He is a big black tortoiseshell … him and Ban are real enemies.. Something about a dominance battle, I didn't quite understand what Ban was telling me, however I understood that they don't like each other. I saw this big cat eating Ban's food this morning and I bit his tail! I will stand up for my friend Ban.

Monthly Summary

Favourite toy: Mousie

Favourite place: Under the bush in the back garden

Favourite pastime: Playing with leaking hose pipe in next doors garden

Least favourite thing: Nasty Cat from somewhere in the street.

 

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