Fortnight 10
Saturday
Fluffy cat told me today that my important bits are at
the vets and he will have burnt them…. Does
he not realise how important they are to me??
I guess I will have to get used to life without them.
I am still out for revenge from mum and dad for doing
this to me though!
I had a quiet day today. I played with Nick, dad's son.
He is my playmate on a Saturday. He gives me rides in
the coke box and strokes me a lot. He is nice.
Sunday
It was raining a lot today but I played in the garden
for a bit. Sunday is washing day and when I came in I
played in the full washing basket. Mum was Really mad
as I got all the clean washing dirty from the mud in the
garden. Woops! I'm still young. I have to learn these
things….. I tried chasing the washing in the machine but
once again I was not able to catch it.
Monday
There
is an empty cupboard on the bottom level in the kitchen
and I love trying to investigate it whenever I get the
chance. As soon as mum opens the door I try to get in.
She left it open earlier and I ran in when she wasn't
watching. Just my luck!! I dashed in but then the door
shut and I got stuck in the cupboard. It was really dark
and I am not strong enough to open the door. She let me
out a while later… boy was I hungry… I ran straight for
my bowl and had a good lunch! I don't think I will be
going in there again. It is a large empty cupboard, quite
boring really. I don't know why I was so fascinated by
it.
Friday
REVENGE
IS SOOOOOO SWEET.
I
did it. I got my revenge for losing my bits. The neighbours
next door hate cats. They are always telling me and fluffy
cat off for playing in their garden. Well today was worth
the wait…. They had been out and the lady went inside
and left the front door open while the man was putting
the car away. I ran in their house. It is much different
from ours and I was a bit scared. They saw me and started
really shouting to get out but they were a bit rude. They
flapped this big coat at me and I freaked. I pooed on
their carpet in the front room and ran into the other
room at the back. I hid in a corner on their kitchen top
but they were still shouting at me. I was so frightened
I pooed again all over their kitchen units, because I
was so scared it was dead runny and I sat in it… they
got dad who was not too pleased with me. I ran into our
house and got poo over our carpet and then mum dumped
me in a bucket of cold water.. I got clean but there must
have been nicer ways. Dad had to clean up next door which
he was not happy about! I think we are even now for the
bits… Mum and dad spent ages talking about whether next
door would ever talk to them again or not this evening.
Monday
Mum
and dad have got a new thing for training me. They squirt
me with a water pistol when I do something bad. I love
climbing on the washing maiden and running over the different
levels of plastic. It's ace. You can jump from side to
side and from the top to the bottom. When it is full loads
of socks and things fall off around and it gets all messy.
They don't like me playing on it and have started to squirt
me when I do it. Cats aren't supposed to like water but
I'm getting used to it already. If they squirt me I go
and eat the net curtain…. I KNOW
that they won't squirt me then as the window will get
dirty.. and they think I'm stupid… I don't think so!
Wednesday
I got some new food today. It's like Whiska's but with
no lumps in. I think it is called supameat. When I got
it I ate it straight away, well I tried to eat it straight
away. It's much softer than biscuits or other whiska's
and every time I tried to bite a bit it slid away in my
bowl. It took me AGES to eat it. A kitten could die of
hunger with that food. It was nice but really hard to
eat. I got loads of it on the unit and floor. I think
they realise I was not very good at eating it, I hope
I don't get it again. Mum and dad were laughing at me
trying to eat it, which was not fair.
Friday
I have got the hang of eating Supameat now, I push my
bowl up to the unit so it won't move and then the food
can't get away. It works as well! I have got totally used
to the water pistol now and when they squirt me I ignore
it. I have also learnt a quick way down the stairs. I
jump under the banister on top of the TV and into the
front room that way. It means I don't have to run down
the stairs coz if I run quick then I fall down loads of
stairs and look stupid. This way is much better. I play
the game of jump and dodge the ornaments on the TV. I
sometimes manage to miss them.
Monthly
Summary
Favourite toy: Fishy
Favourite
place: Hammock in Scratching post
Favourite pastime: Playing on the washing maiden
Least favourite thing: Buckets of cold water
