The Poor Little Sparrow

The Poor Little Sparrow

(This is not really cat related but a message to all little birds out there who may be near our garden and Jack! Alternatively could be good morals by which to live your life!!)

Once upon a time there was a non-conformist sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barn yard almost frozen. Presently a cow passed by and cr*pped on the little fellow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy and able to breathe the sparrow began to sing. Just then a large cat came by and upon hearing the chirping came to investigate. The cat cleared away the manure and found the sparrow, and ate him.

Three logical conclusions at which you could arrive at:

1) Anyone who shits on you isn't necessarily your enemy.

2) Anyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3) If you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

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