A CATS POINT OF VIEW OF THE CAT SHOW

I go to shows I strut my stuff,
Sometimes the competitions tuff,
I purr at all who prod and poke
believe me that's no bloody joke.

I have a sleep, a pee a poo,
Weeeell it's something else for me to do.

In come the public to coo and crow
at all the cats here at the show.
I'm getting board I think I'll spray!
a perfect end to a perfect day.