What to do if you catch a cat burglar

What to do if you catch a cat burglar

I heard him trying to break in.

I ran to the cabinet, grabbed my automatic, slammed in the clip and chambered a round.

I also grabbed a flashlight.

I was scared as I snuck down the hall to the back door.

I opened the door as quietly and as slowly as I could.

I tip toed to the side of the house where I heard him still working on the screen.

I turned the corner and put the flashlight and gun in his face and yelled , "HANDS UP", and he turned to face me.........

OK, you got me. My paws are up and I surrender!