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A Poem From God, For The Hard of Hearing.

Oh God

When God gave out Brains. I thought he said trains, so I missed mine.

When God gave out Looks. I thought he said books, so I didn't want any.

When God gave out Noses. I thought he said roses, so I ordered a big red one.

When God gave out Chins. I thought he said gins, so I ordered a double.

When God gave out Legs. I thought he said kegs, so I ordered 2 fat ones.

When God gave out Heads. I thought he said beds, so I asked for a big soft one.

O God - I am in a MESS!

 

Sent to us by my Gran, the "old wise one".

 

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