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Delia
Versus the Real Women...
Delia
Smith is a TV cook in the UK. She has programs that offer
handy hints for housewives. These are the "real Womens"
answers to her handy hints....
Delia's
Way 1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
The
Real Women's Way
Just
suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's
sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up
eating it anyway.
Delia's Way 2
To
keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
The Real Women's
Way
Buy
Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to
a year.
Delia's
Way 3
When
a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess
on the outside of the cake.
The
Real Women's Way
Tesco's
sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's
Way 4
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a potato slice.
The
Real Women's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough
luck.
Please
recite with me the Real Women's motto: "I made it
and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Delia's
Way 5
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator
and it will keep for weeks.
The
Real Women's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's
Way 6
Brush
some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield
beautiful glossy finish.
The
Real Women's Way
Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include brushing
any egg white over the crust so I don't do that.
Delia's
Way 7
Cure
for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The
Real Women's Way
Cure
for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in
8 ounces of tequila. Drink the tequila. You might still have
the headache, but who cares?
Delia's
Way 8
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
easy.
The
Real Women's Way
What's the point of blokes then?
And
finally the most important tip - Delia's Way 9
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
and sauces.
The
Real Women's Way
Leftover wine!! Hello!!
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