BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT

[Mike]

Let's see if I understand
how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates!!!

[dazbeattie]

Here Here.....

Shall we start a petition again Gates ?

It is his fault that we are all here doing this.... and he also invented RSI, by making a computer software with a graphical interface and having to use something called a "mouse"

Daz

[madcat]

You'd better be quick if you want to blame Gates.. I believe that he is planning to step down to allow himself more time to spend on medical charity work.....


I think we should blame whoever you got your computer from rather than Gates


MadCat