Cancer Scare Thought Provoker.

**surkdidat** · 09-03-2005, 08:02 PM

With all this cancer scare stuff thats going on at the moment, read through the following as is this a thought provoker!???!

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. Â£4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks

15-03-2005, 03:22 PM

Funny, Scarey and and sadly True.

09-03-2005, 08:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
surkdidat Super Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Portsmouth, UK Posts: 227 Credits: 2,126 Nominated 1 Time in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Cancer Scare Thought Provoker. With all this cancer scare stuff thats going on at the moment, read through the following as is this a thought provoker!???! Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. Â£4.50 please. Customer: Thanks

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15-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
siliconhell Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Funny, Scarey and and sadly True.