How to Clean Your Toilet

16-09-2004, 10:44 AM

Instructions on how to clean your toilet.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

**Pimpess** · 16-09-2004, 11:14 AM

And you said I should love dogs and cats!!!!!

**madcat** · 16-09-2004, 01:44 PM

I think that this has been robbed from our site.... I'm sure there is a page like this in the humour section!

MadCat

17-09-2004, 04:21 AM

Send him straight to jail for pleadjurism!!!!!!

17-09-2004, 05:03 AM

Suni, I think it's spelled plagiarism, if that's what you meant :!: Do you have your knife in for me :?:

I didn't know that it was already posted. But let's say it's for all the new guys like me who didn't see it before :!:

**Pimpess** · 17-09-2004, 05:17 AM

Suni,

A guy like you is hard to find.....
Give poor old Earthie a break, he wasn't aware that this message was already posted.

Chill dude!!!!!!

17-09-2004, 07:29 AM

Well..... Wondering who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....

Sorry Earthie but thought you could take joke, I mean you joked with me the other day

Anyway, no knives, no whips, no cuffs, just love!!!!

17-09-2004, 07:38 AM

Suni, I just joked with you again. Lighten up!

**Pimpess** · 17-09-2004, 07:38 AM

Glad to hear nobody is declaring war,

no cuffs - so no jail sentence to Earthie for plagiarism,
no whips - no lashes for stealing someone elses work and
no knives - no back stabbing innocent people

Just love, that is a good thing, you should love all your fellow humans equally.

Go guys!!!

17-09-2004, 07:40 AM

A........... That's just beautiful, Pimpess:!:

Didn't know you had such a sensitive side :?:

16-09-2004, 10:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
earthie Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	How to Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

16-09-2004, 01:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
madcat Administrator My Mood: Mahjong Connect Champion! Swap Match Champion! 625 Sandwich Stacker Champion! Addiction Solitaire Champion! Bouncy n Bob Champion! NeliNurk Champion! mahjong Champion! Swing N Slide Champion! Mr. Flacit's Word Search Champion! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wigan, UK Posts: 2,007 Credits: 10,318 Nominated 7 Times in 4 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Cleaning your toilet I think that this has been robbed from our site.... I'm sure there is a page like this in the humour section! MadCat

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16-09-2004, 11:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pimpess Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Over here Posts: 140 Credits: 319 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	And you said I should love dogs and cats!!!!!

17-09-2004, 04:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Suni Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Send him straight to jail for pleadjurism!!!!!!

17-09-2004, 05:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
earthie Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Suni, I think it's spelled plagiarism, if that's what you meant :!: Do you have your knife in for me :?: I didn't know that it was already posted. But let's say it's for all the new guys like me who didn't see it before :!:

17-09-2004, 05:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pimpess Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Over here Posts: 140 Credits: 319 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Suni, A guy like you is hard to find..... Give poor old Earthie a break, he wasn't aware that this message was already posted. Chill dude!!!!!!

17-09-2004, 07:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Suni Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Well..... Wondering who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.... Sorry Earthie but thought you could take joke, I mean you joked with me the other day Anyway, no knives, no whips, no cuffs, just love!!!!

17-09-2004, 07:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
earthie Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Suni, I just joked with you again. Lighten up!

17-09-2004, 07:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Pimpess Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Over here Posts: 140 Credits: 319 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Glad to hear nobody is declaring war, no cuffs - so no jail sentence to Earthie for plagiarism, no whips - no lashes for stealing someone elses work and no knives - no back stabbing innocent people Just love, that is a good thing, you should love all your fellow humans equally. Go guys!!!

17-09-2004, 07:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
earthie Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	A........... That's just beautiful, Pimpess:!: Didn't know you had such a sensitive side :?:

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