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30-08-2006, 07:42 PM
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The Secrets of a Happy Marriage
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Twice a week, we go to a little restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes on Tuesday and I go Friday. We sleep in separate beds, hers in Southampton, mine in Portsmouth. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands; if I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, an electric toaster and an electric bread-maker. When she says she has too many gadgets and nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair. Remember that marriage is the Number One cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married miss Right, I just didn't know that her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months: I don't like to interrupt her. The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust". In the beginning, God created the Earth and rested. Then, God created man and rested. Then God created woman. And since then, neither God nor man has rested. |
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31-08-2006, 05:45 AM
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 And always remember.... Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence :!:
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04-09-2006, 11:44 AM
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07-09-2006, 09:16 PM
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I have been married now for 10 years... but the real secret is communication.....
She talks I listen (honest).... It is like the old networking term "half-duplex" !!! Daz
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08-09-2006, 06:22 AM
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I've been married longer, and the secret is:
"Yes Dear".
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08-09-2006, 01:39 PM
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