Elevator

[Pimpess]

When bored try doing these in the elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
> shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
>
> 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back
> for more.
>
> 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
> ones.
>
> 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
> what floor your on.
>
> 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while,
> let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
> been?"
>
> 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
> "That's mine!"
>
> 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
>
> 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if
> they have an apointment.
>
> 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
>
> 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they
> can hear ticking.
>
> 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
> and exits with the passengers.
>
> 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>
> 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
>
> 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't
> panic, they open again!"
>
> 15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
>
> 16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
>
> 17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
>
> 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
> up, all of you, just shut up!"
>
> 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
> "Got enough air in there?"
>
> 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
> getting off.
>
> 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
> "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>
> 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
> passengers.
>
> 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>
> 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>
> 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I
> have new socks on".
>
> 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
> other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

[Mike]

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