Those blondes

For all those of you who love blonde jokes, this one is for you.


Not intended to offend anyone in any way



A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar

stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to

the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar

immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the

woman next to him says,


"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that

you are blind - that you should know five things:



1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight

lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.



So think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."