Midgets...

**Pimpess** · 15-09-2004, 12:02 PM

> A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by
a
> midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy
> doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up
next
> to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
> "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
>
> Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.
>
> "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow,
> "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
>
> Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges
> the request.
>
> The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
> "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

**madcat** · 15-09-2004, 12:17 PM

Very funny!!!!

16-09-2004, 10:19 AM

Mental picture over here and man is it a "cracker"..........

> A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by
a
> midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy
> doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up
next
> to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
> "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
>
> Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.
>
> "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow,
> "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
>
> Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges
> the request.
>
> The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
> "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

16-09-2004, 05:41 PM

Ken,

Please use the Quote function if you wish repeat another post. Otherwise it may be viewed as a breach of the Siliconhell Forum rules which can lead to deduction of Tokens or a Ban.

Regards

Siliconhell Admin

17-09-2004, 04:29 AM

Sorry, I wasn't sure how the site works, I only joined a few days ago. In future I won't post the whole mail. Sorry.

15-09-2004, 12:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pimpess Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Over here Posts: 140 Credits: 284 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Midgets... > A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a > midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy > doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next > to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. > "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" > > Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. > > "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, > "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" > > Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges > the request. > > The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, > "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

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16-09-2004, 10:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ken Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Mental picture over here and man is it a "cracker".......... > A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a > midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy > doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next > to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. > "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" > > Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. > > "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, > "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" > > Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges > the request. > > The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, > "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

16-09-2004, 05:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
siliconhell Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Ken, Please use the Quote function if you wish repeat another post. Otherwise it may be viewed as a breach of the Siliconhell Forum rules which can lead to deduction of Tokens or a Ban. Regards Siliconhell Admin

17-09-2004, 04:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ken Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Sorry, I wasn't sure how the site works, I only joined a few days ago. In future I won't post the whole mail. Sorry.

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