The working week

[TheGuru]

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The Guru does not like Mondays

At least there are two new Penguin games in the games section to cheer him up

TheGuru

Wooo its PAAAAY DAAAAAY :twisted:

I hate Mondays toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo except this Monday cos it was pay rise day....... and next Monday will be good cos its a Bank Holiday........

A cave huh Guru? hmmmmmmmmmmm

I am on the hunt for the person who has spread this nasty rumour about me at work that I am here to do work....... any ideas on payback? The more grusome the better..... :twisted:

[TheGuru]

Originally Posted by pinkspice

I am on the hunt for the person who has spread this nasty rumour about me at work that I am here to do work....... any ideas on payback? The more grusome the better..... :twisted:

• Glue their cup to the desk
  
  Every morning swap their chair with sombody elses
  
  When speaking to them stare at their forehead (No eye contact), it is most disturbing.
  
  Unplug their mouse
  
  Swap letters round on their keyboard

The Guru :twisted:

What was the rumour?

Wipe snots all over their stuff.

The rumour was that I am here to do work - how dare they interrupt my fun..........

thanks for all the nasties - when I find who it is I will probably do all of them.... but then again I may just do some of them to those that hack me off anyway :twisted:

I do like the one about swapping keys around on the keyboard.....

[Mike]

Originally Posted by pinkspice

I do like the one about swapping keys around on the keyboard.....

Taking the ball out of the mouse is also a good one.The user calls the techies to say that the mouse is bust, you then put the ball back in without your victim knowing :twisted:
The techie arrives and gives the person even more stick :-P

Mike...

Oh I like that one. Do that

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love that one too - I will do that I promise. Someone did hack me off and I got IT to freeze their screen - that was good fun but not as much fun as taking the ball out of the mouse.... :twisted:

It is so nice to meet others with my kind of sense of humour..... ;-)

[Mike]

Originally Posted by pinkspice

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love that one too - I will do that I promise. Someone did hack me off and I got IT to freeze their screen - that was good fun but not as much fun as taking the ball out of the mouse.... :twisted:

It is so nice to meet others with my kind of sense of humour..... ;-)

I think you will find that quite a few of the Siliconhell members have a wicked sense of humour :twisted:

Another funny one to do is set the mouse as left handed, doing so swaps the left and right buttons around. I have done it a few times and it drives people nuts ](*,) This can be done on a Windows PC by changing the mouse properties from the control panel.

Have fun

Mike ...