There once was a very small Giraffe who happened to come across a crying lion. It was at the local B&Q store and he bought one dozen greasy spanners. Leo the lion laughed as Nutty_ZA ran to the loo.
All this was tiring so the lion kissed his mum good night. The next day there was a thunder storm which had gotten lost on the way from a gay biker. Its not often TheGuru is seen in the daylight. In fact he wanted to try on womens underwear in the dark backstreets of Wigan!
Meanwhile in Blackpool there was a gay pride parade that included a gigantic helium-filled balloon. The wind blew and blew the balloon towards a very large statue of a chimpanzee holding a whoopi cushion which snagged the balloon. The balloon popped releasing the heluim over the crowd. This made them speak rather squeakily just like a Springbok rugby player Who Laughed out nervously.
The crowd fled to the back of the pier before the heluim could make them talk like Mickey Mouse on speed! So they all jumped into a taxi towards the airport where a private jet had just landed. The doors opened and out stepped Joe Pasquale and a small squirrel.
Joe Pasquale said "have you seen that gigantic statue over there, that looks like a hoppopotomous doing a pirouette in a pink frilly dress?". Meanwhile, back at the taxi the driver asked Joe "fancy a quick drink before you pick up the squirrel and rat?". "No thanks I just had one. If I have to pick somewhere to eat today it wont be with you! So why dont we just forget it. Joe took offence and he went insane almost instantly! He picked up his ferret gun and aimed it at the sky. I will release N51
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14-11-2007, 02:19 PM
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