Idiots of the year!

[kazthorn]

Number One Idiot of 2008
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away..

Number Two Idiot of 2008.
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them.. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing..

Number Three Idiot of 2008.
A man, wanting to rob a suburban Bank of Queensland, walked into the branch and wrote this. 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank.. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland.

Number Four Idiot of 2008.
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $140 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $140. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $140.

Number Five Idiot of 2008.
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiot Number Six of 2008.
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number Seven of 2008.
Perth WA. Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

(Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote)

[TheGuru]

Idiots

[fifi2004]

I'm laughing so much my stomach hurts.

Thanks Kazthorn.

[Indi]

Hello ALL

I think I am going to own up and tell you all that I have been the idiot of the day.

I went for an eye test and after waiting for ages i was getting really annoyed...Eventually when she called my name (having an Asian name and also the skin colour) she said very slowly... "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH??? ...." Baffled by her remark i was pretty shocked and then she said the same thing "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH???..." I laughed and said ofcourse I speak English.... She took me to the consultation room and said " Please cover your RIGHT eye and read the letters in front.... Knowing the procedure quite well.... I covered my LEFT eye and instantly thought.....what an IDIOT....by then she actually pointed to the correct hand

[kazthorn]

I've done similar things to things too Indi and it is usually when you are in shock from something jawdropping that some other idiot has said.

[TheGuru]

Originally Posted by Indi

Hello ALL

I think I am going to own up and tell you all that I have been the idiot of the day.

We all have days like that, just some more than others

[fifi2004]

Originally Posted by kazthorn

I've done similar things to things too Indi and it is usually when you are in shock from something jawdropping that some other idiot has said.

It's catchy. I have those days all the time.

[mofro187]

LOL....these are classic.