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18-07-2008, 11:11 AM
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Things.......
I've always wanted to say to people at work.......
I'm ready to listen; are you ready to think? Have a nice day (someplace else) Don't believe everthing you think. Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning? Shhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. If you have something to say, put up your hand and place it over your mouth. You're not yourself today... I noticed the improvement immediately! I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time. Don't let your mind wander... it's too small to be out on its own. You really are as pretty as a picture... I'd like to hang you. Nasty I know but SOMETIMES.... Anyone else have one??? | ||||||||
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18-07-2008, 11:33 AM
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If ignorance is bliss - why aren't you happy
I'm suffering from deja moo - I think i've heard this bulls**t before I don't look busy because I did it right the first time I believe in customer service - along with the tooth fairy and father christmas I love targets, especially when they are painted on the managers back  | ||||||||
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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18-07-2008, 01:32 PM
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18-07-2008, 08:27 PM
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You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I like that one because it starts out nice but then ends with "you're stupid" | ||||||||
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Any connection between your reality and mine is completly coincidental
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