Family Fortunes

[manor]

The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortunes" TV show.

Name a scary animal
A squirrel

Name a food you don't have to chew
Chips (this was from the MD of a soup manufacturers...)

Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar

Name a dangerous race
The Arabs

Name something that floats in the bath
Water

Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal
Mail

Name a number you have to memorise
7

Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep

Name something you put on walls
Roofs

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing

Name a famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

Name something associated with the police
Pigs

Name a sign of the zodiac
April

Name something slippery
A conman

Name a kind of ache
Fillet 'O' Fish

Name a famous Scotsman
Jock

Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it
Window

Name a non-living object with legs
A plant

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee

Name something red
My cardigan

And this was before they went to the bar !

[Nutty_ZA]

That's brilliant... I'm sitting at my desk, tears in my eyes and laughing like a loon... people here think I'm Nutty... oh hang on a bit, I am

Brilliant post

[Waldo]

I'm reaching for the tissues as I type! Truly brilliant post - thank you!