JOKE:New Inert Element Discovered

[Mike]

The online science magazine Tomorrow's Discoveries, which specializes in breaking major science news before it actually happens, reports the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium( Gv), has one neutron, 29 assistant neutrons, some 100 deputy neutrons, and 222 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 352.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of four or five years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the various "flavours" of neutrons exchange places amongst themselves. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Superscale Civilservicium, an elusive element that radiates just as much negative energy as Governmentium, having fewer peons but twice as many morons.

[fifi2004]

Do they procreate? I hope not...they sound bad!

[hellcat]

Come on lads...there's no need for that....Civil Servants....Morons


Love
Moron

[Mike]

Originally Posted by hellcat

Come on lads...there's no need for that....Civil Servants....Morons


Love
Moron

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[hellcat]

Originally Posted by Mike

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Bet your dyin' to have a go....go on I can take it.....

[Mike]

Originally Posted by hellcat

Bet your dyin' to have a go....go on I can take it.....

[hellcat]

Brillant

There's are a few Superscale Civilservicium that could do with a couple of these attached but I digress......
Brillant

[Mike]

[hellcat]

God how right you are but unfortunately, I must work in one of the busiest areas of the civil service....actually on the ground.....C&E or Customs and Excise.....sometimes we need flack jackets going into battle

[Mike]

Originally Posted by hellcat

God how right you are but unfortunately, I must work in one of the busiest areas of the civil service....actually on the ground.....C&E or Customs and Excise.....sometimes we need flack jackets going into battle

Not a job I'd like to do!