Anagrams

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I had to start with this one
Silicon Graphics = A long chip crisis

And here are a few more to make you smile:

funeral = real fun
dormitory = dirty room
evangelist = evil's agent
a gentleman = elegant man
clothespins = so let's pinch
desperation = a rope ends it
Heavy rain? = Hire a Navy!
Presbyterian = best in prayer
conversation = voices rant on
mother-in-law = woman Hitler
slot machines = cash lost in 'em
Clint Eastwood = old west action
eleven plus two = twelve plus one
the countryside = no city dust here
the Morse Code = here come dots
a telephone girl = repeating "hello?"
a decimal point = I'm a dot in place.

software = swear oft
Bill Gates = Legal Bits = Gall Bites
Microsoft Windows = Wisdom? Or swift con?
Internet anagram server = isn't re-arrangement rave?
Information Superhighway = inhuman fiery goat worship

"The check is in the mail." = Claim, "Heck, I sent it. (heh)"