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05-02-2008, 10:21 AM
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for £19.95 Shopping Barbie for £19.95 Beach Barbie for £19.95 Disco Barbie for £19.95 Divorced Barbie for £265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends"   | ||||||||
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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05-02-2008, 10:27 AM
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