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Morning husband?
An elderly couple go on holiday to Jerusalem. Unfortunetly the wife dies whilst there. The funeral director tells the husband that it'll cost £5,000 to fly her home to be buried but only £500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband insists on flying her home. The funeral director asks
"Sir why don't you bury your wife in the Holy Land and also save yourself some money?" The husband replies "Look, a long time ago a man was buried here and rose from the grave after 3 days...I'm not taking that chance." I got this in a text. Thought I'd share it 
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