Excuse to Drink Beer

[TheGuru]

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there isfreedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year wewould have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli), the bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo ofpoop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through apurification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = PoopBeer and Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drinkwater and be full of poo.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing itas a public service.

[smartsez]

well i for one am very grateful for that piece of information! That must mean i am very healthy indeed!

[madcat]

Oh dear, I will have to drink less cordial then!! Maybe turn to wine instead!

MadCat

[smartsez]

Originally Posted by madcat

Oh dear, I will have to drink less cordial then!! Maybe turn to wine instead!

MadCat

well, if you want to be healthy you have to make sacrifices lol!

[TheGuru]

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a
lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two
worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor
putting the worm first into the glass of water. The worm in the
water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the glass of whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the
professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

[saz180]

Originally Posted by smartsez

well i for one am very grateful for that piece of information! That must mean i am very healthy indeed!

Ditto

[Mike]

Like we need an excuse to drink beer

[hellcat]

WELL being from the land of the BLACK STUFF...GUINNESS....and the best whiskey in the world....BLACK LABEL BUSHMILLS...
All i can say to the rest of ya is its best to have CHAMPAGNE taste on BEER pockets. You know what i mean Mike...

[Mike]

and pochine (cant spell it)

[InLove]

I'm sorry am I supposed to have an excuse to drink wine???

Oh well at least I have one now