Golf accident

[salocius]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end"

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's lady parts.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that "