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12-07-2007, 07:58 AM
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Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, " I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?”
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12-07-2007, 09:57 AM
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That was really funny!!
As for getting things at the same time and how many times things go around the world.. On new years eve I got a text poem from my cousin in Melbourne. About 3 hours later I got the same poem from my best mate and my stepson.. very strange! The new technologies make the world a really small place! MadCat
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13-07-2007, 07:40 AM
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lol! it is quite amazing to think we got it at the same time-you never know: you might know someone, who knows someonw who i know! erm...
yeah. you know what i mean!
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13-07-2007, 08:03 AM
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how strange! good tho innit!
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