Dog Food

**Magician** · 11-07-2007, 04:24 AM

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 Kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman...why else would I buy dog food??

**Nutty_ZA** · 11-07-2007, 08:42 AM

LMAO...

Very good...

**smartsez** · 11-07-2007, 09:31 AM

hahaha! that made me laugh! not a good thing when i'm supposed to be working lol!

**Mike** · 11-07-2007, 11:28 AM

Im sat in the office and Ive just burst out laughing at that

Thanks

Mike...

**madcat** · 11-07-2007, 12:24 PM

That is excellent.. some people excel in asking dumb questions though.. guess the woman behind you was one of them.. and totally gullible as well!

MadCat

**Magician** · 12-07-2007, 12:12 AM

hehehehe that joke always brings a big smile regardless of what sort of day you're having.

**Hyno** · 13-07-2007, 12:25 AM

That is one of the best comebacks I have ever read.

11-07-2007, 04:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Magician Junior Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 27 Credits: 343 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Dog Food I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 Kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid woman...why else would I buy dog food??

13-07-2007, 12:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Hyno Super Duper Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 747 Credits: 2,712 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	That is one of the best comebacks I have ever read. __________________ Remember - If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

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11-07-2007, 09:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
smartsez Super Duper Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Pontefract! Posts: 669 Credits: 3,760 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	hahaha! that made me laugh! not a good thing when i'm supposed to be working lol!

12-07-2007, 12:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Magician Junior Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 27 Credits: 343 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	hehehehe that joke always brings a big smile regardless of what sort of day you're having.

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