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18-06-2007, 01:16 PM
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Women's Revenge
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied," but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." This is soooo good... wish our remote fitted in my handbag! MadCat
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18-06-2007, 01:38 PM
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This is fantastic!! I can't wait to use it.
I have on occasions watched "the man" spend endless amounts of time frantically searching for the missing remote and it not occur to him to walk up to the TV and press the button  .
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19-06-2007, 09:42 AM
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Mike often spends a while looking for the remote and he gives up and watches whatever rubbish is on the current channel, then he gets up and he was sat on it!!!
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19-06-2007, 05:26 PM
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