medical mistakes

[sheen]

• She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• The patient was examined, X-rated and sent home.
• On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
• Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
• The patient has no previous history of suicides.
• She is numb from her toes down.
• The skin was moist and dry.
• The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
• Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
• The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
• Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
• Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
• Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
• Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
• I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
• Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
  
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
• By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
• I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
• She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
• Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
• The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
• Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
• The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
• When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

[TheGuru]

Very good