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Old 16-04-2007, 07:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Potato Graden

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have
helped him, was in prison. The old man w rote a letter to his son and
mentionedhis situation:

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because
your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I
buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police
officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asked him what to do next.


His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad... It's
the best I could do for you from here."
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Old 16-04-2007, 01:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 16-04-2007, 06:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one. that was very funny
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