Blonde joke

[Norrec]

Apologies to any blondes!

A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep sigh, .








"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Norrec

[JAY.SALFORD.UK]

VERY GOOD..

[saz180]

I agree that was very good, i was drinking a cuppa at the same time as reading that, i'll know better for next time lol

[monster munch]

Great joke ..cornflakes