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Old 01-02-2007, 08:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my boogie?"
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wish I hadn't eaten just before I read that! :-?
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Madcat. It is not mine.... !!! Just found it somewhere on the net.

My daughter would never do that !

She is the type of girl who runs up to you yelling "pull my finger, pull my finger !". So when you pull she drops the biggest ripper ! :shock:

Glad to see that see takes after her dad
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2007, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Very good...

With my daughter, you don't even have to pull her finger... she's on automatic (makes me proud she does )

I made the fatal mistake the other morning of putting my 6 month old son on my chest without a nappy on whilst we were lying in bed... lets just say that baby food is less solid coming out the other end to what it goes in as....

Mrs Nutty thought it was hilarious
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You'd think after three kids you'd remember that cardinal rule. ;-)
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You'd think after three kids you'd remember that cardinal rule. ;-)
You would think, hey???
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I bet you don't forget it again in a hurry!


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