Some funny thought provokers .....

[madcat]

If these don't make you laugh, then your funny bone needs a splint!!!

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

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3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?


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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?

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5. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

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6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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7. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


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8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?

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10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racecar is not called a racist?


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11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

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13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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15. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for
their final exam.

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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?

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18 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

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19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?

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21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?


MadCat

[saz180]

Very good

[dazbeattie]

Excellent... Got me thinking....

Daz

[Hyno]

Brilliant. Made me laugh out loud.