preaching results

husband comes home from church; he greets his wife and lifts her up and carries her around the house.

The wife is so surprised and asks "Did the pastor preach about being romantic?"

The husband said, "No! He said we must carry our burdens and sorrows!”

undivided attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.

The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.

The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed,

"And now, Lord, that I got your undivided attention..."